MISSION: FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES

ATTENTION EMPIRE:

Following requests from my relentlessly war-mongering dark minions, I will be taking the forces of C.H.E. into battle against the Welsh rebels once again for the most extreme mission yet, codename: 'FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES".

On Friday 9th - Sunday 11th of September, we will be heading to the mountainous region of Snowdonia National Park to conquer the western territory.

For merely £62, you can enjoy the splendour of victory in one of the most scenic areas of Britain, unclaimed by the hidden empire. This mission is all inclusive in the price - including transportation to and from Wales, mountain accomodation in Gwern Gof Uchaf(which stands directly at the base of the humungous Tryfan Mountain), and mission activities.

These will be:

-Canyoning - This is not gorge-walking where you climb up the river. No! This is following a deep river ravine as it tumbles down the mountain side. With wet suits, buoyancy aids and helmets we slip, slide and jump down the river and it's waterfalls!You do not need to be able to swim, but you will need to be extreme and perhaps a little bit crazy.

and then, choose from EITHER:

-estuary canoeing - Using 2 or 3 person open Canadian canoes, we paddle the flat waters of one of Wales most stunning river estuaries. We start up river and if the tides are right we can canoe all the way to the sea!

OR

-underground experience - Yes, I know you could never go pot holing...but wait a minute, this is underground experience! So what's the difference? We will be following the tunnels and large chambers left underground by the slate quarrymen of the last two centuries. It would be better described as climbing a mountain underground. It is one of the more popular activities and of course we have the option of doing some crazy shit like underground abseiling.

On the Sunday, we will be climbing the UK's highest mountain - SNOWDON (3,560 ft). Choose from a couple of different routes depending on people's hangovers, and make sure you bring your camera.

Okay, now that you want to come, I will need the money in ASAP, as this trip WILL sell out. I cannot ensure anyone's place without the money first, sorry, that's just how it is cos it's the fairest way. These trips are always popular, and this will be one of the best one's yet, so avoid disappointment and get paid up. I can take a minimum of 12 soldiers, and a maximum of around 14. Drivers/car owners we need you. It's a beautifully scenic 3hr journey, and petrol will be included in the budget.

Spread the word and let your pals know - cos the more the merrier, but just remember to pay up quickly kids.

Viva Los Empire,

I>D>>>E>>>> Don Chris El Condore de Clarke